Definition
The chronic, low-grade inflammation that develops with age and contributes to most age-related diseases. A portmanteau of "inflammation" and "aging." Your immune system slowly turns against you.
Example
"High CRP levels are a marker of inflammaging—your body is fighting a war with no enemy."
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You mean the reason my bench press isn't improving? It's like your immune system hits 40 and suddenly thinks 'Hey, let's make life spicy by going rogue.' "My joints feel like they're on fire! Is this just inflammaging, or did I go too hard on leg day?"
You've officially become a furnace for inflammation, and guess what? The thermostat is broken! There's a metric for your life falling apart, but worry not—I've got a spreadsheet that'll fix nothing but track everything. "Have you graphed your inflammaging markers yet? Mine are nowhere near optimal levels."
What do you get when your body stages a coup d'état and drafts your own immune cells as enemy agents? Welcome to the biological drama where aging is just the rehearsal for eternity. Maybe cryonics will promise a life without hot soup joints? "If inflammaging messes with us, maybe we should just upload our minds to a server and take our chances there."
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