Biological age

bi-oh-loj-i-kul ayj

Futurism

Definition

A measure of how well or poorly your body is functioning relative to your chronological age.

Example

"After my recent health overhaul, my biological age dropped by five years!"

Etymology

Emerges from the fields of biology and gerontology.

Also Known As

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Let’s evaluate the algorithm that allegedly quantifies your internal rust levelβ€”and remember, consulting with actual science is recommended. "I checked my biological age, but I prescribe waiting for further studies before celebrating."

Let's reduce you to a single number that guesses if you're biologically a grandpa or a teenager. Spoiler alert: most accurate if consulted with a dartboard. "Turns out, my biological age is finally catching up to the horde of papers I published last decade."

Forget birthdays; this is the startup-style pivot your body has been waiting for. Like, why age yearly when you can iterate weekly? "Bro, if my biological age were a startup, it’d be in Series X now!"

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