Fountain of Youth

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Definition

An allusion to mythical waters that restore youth; often used to describe anti-aging treatments or breakthroughs.

Example

"If scientists discover the Fountain of Youth in a lab, I'll be the first in line."

Etymology

Originates from various legends and folklore about magical waters.

Also Known As

youth serum
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Your skin now owes its glow to a hypothetical liquid everyone's heard about but no one's sipped. It's an elixir wrapped in bio-hacks and discount codes for your daily clickbait vitamin fix. "Swipe up if you think my morning smoothie is basically the Fountain of Youth in mason jar form!"

It's like the world's most exclusive beauty serum no one can stockβ€”but I bet it's full of peptides, SPF, and regrets about sunlight. This legendary liquid is just waiting for the right hashtag. "Fountain of Youth? No thanks, I'm already popping collagen like candy and masking like it's a full-time job."

If you encounter a miraculous anti-aging solution, just remember they haven't passed stringent safety assessments or completed thorough risk-benefit analyses. Better to consult with someone who isn't selling magic water. "When it comes to the Fountain of Youth, remember: always check for drug interactions first."

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